[Sir Canvas Corpsey]

Went to a small party/gathering with some friends intending just to have a drink or two and a calm night of chatting.

I got absolutely sloshed, talked social phenomena, theology and all kinds of science with a girl who studied Astrophysics. Offered one guy a blowjob (later I found out his ex-fiance was in the room) hit on another in front of his girlfriend (she thought it was hilarious), got petted like a dog, danced, frustrated the straight guys by getting away with tit-grabbing, gave a drunken rendition of The Nanny theme song, educated curious (as in curious about the culture, not bi-curious) straight guys about life as a gay. A good portion of the night was spent crawling around the floor, and being a carpet whale.

I also got told I was awesome quite a few times, which was, in such a lame-sweet way, really affirming and boosted my self-esteem.