[Apathy's_Child]

Okay... lemme think a minute. So you're wearing those heavy boots. I got it.

THE GROUND SHAKES WITH FOOTSTEPS LIKE JURASSIC PARK WHEN THE T-REX IS AFOOT. THE STEPS GROW CLOSER AS SCC JUMPS INTO APATHY'S ARMS LIKE SCOOBY DOO. SUDDENLY THE DOOR CRASHES OPEN. VERSUS STANDS SILHOUETTED WHERE MISSCHEYENNE STOOD MERE MOMENTS AGO. HE LOOKS HER UP AND DOWN WITH A LASCIVIOUS EXPRESSION THAT BECOMES A FROWN OF ANNOYANCE WHEN HE CLOCKS THE BOOTS.

V: Bitch, my boots are bigger'n yours.

MC: [looking down at them then fluttering eyelashes at him girlishly] Oh, I know. You're a big... big... man.

V: Damn straight. Now you need to learn what happens to little girls who think they can wear big MAN boots.

VERSUS BENDS MISSCHEYENNE OVER THE DESK THAT IS NOW IN THE ROOM AND WAS TOTALLY THERE THE WHOLE TIME EVEN IF NOBODY MENTIONED IT BEFORE, AND STARTS SPANKING THE SHIT OUT OF HER. THE PIZZA BOX FALLS FROM HER HAND AS SHE SQUEALS.

Kay, everyone happy? Aight, let's move ahead.