[Despanan]

Well, I just finished the game. Goddammit Anders, you asshole. Quit making messes that I have to clean up. Honestly Saya, I don't see WHY you had such a hard time choosing between the Mages and the Templar's, the game makes it pretty freaking easy, (so much so that I'm going to have a hard time siding with the Templars on purpose on a second playthrough.

The only thing the Circle Mages seem to be guilty of is being fucking idiots, case in point:

Orsino: We can't win!

Me: Yes, we very clearly can, I'm playing on Hard and still wiping the floor with these people...

Orsino: I now see, I was wrong to turn away X's research-

Me: Who with the what now? Dude, CHILL we're #WINNING.

Orsino: BLAAARRRRR! *Turns into a harvester Golem and starts barfing and throwing torsos at me*

Me: Goddammit you stupid bastard, you don't really understand this whole "final attack" concept do you?

*I kill him before he has the chance to hit even one Templar*

Also:

Rebels: We're uprising against Meredith!

Me: Cool. I'm down with that.

Rebels: You're working for Meredith! DIE.

Me: I'm not working for Meredith, hey quit hitting me...

*Kills everyone, follows them to their warehouse base*

Rebels: Oh NO he followed us back! We're all going to die!

Me: Guys chill, I'm not-

Rebels: DIE! KILL THAT ASSHOLE!

Me: *Facepalm* FINE. *Kills them all easily*

Templar: I couldn't attack you...not after what you did to me...

Me: Good. Okay, let me explain-

Templar: You should be with us!

Me: I AM.

Templar: We kidnapped your sister!

Me: ...WHY?

Templar: So you'd leave us alone!

Me: I've been TRYING to leave you alone! Hell I've been trying to join you! You dumb bastards just keep running onto my sword!

Templar: We're holding your sister in our secret base!

Me: This is going to get stupid isn't it?

Templar: HEY GUYS! MAGES AND TEMPLARS WORKING TOGETHER!

Me: Great!

Templar: ALSO BLOOD MAGIC!

Me: Goddammit...

Templar: You should Join us.

Me: I'm trying!

Templar:$Oh, sorry...well now we can-

Mage: KILL THE HOSTAGE!

Me: WHY? You took the hostage to end MY threat. Now my threat is over. ALSO: The point of having a hostage is so you can threaten to kill them, if you were just going to kill her why did you bother taking hostages?

Mage: KILL THE HOSTAGE! *Kills Templar*

Me: Goddammit you people are fucking RETARDS.

*Kills everyone*

I think Lyrium poisoning just made everyone in DA:2 fucking morons.