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Old 09-11-2011, 08:31 PM   #25
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger View Post
Name one good reason (besides sex, because I'm trying to cut you the littlest bit of slack in assuming you are intelligent and not just thinking with your dick) why you would date someone who is evil.

Anyone can do better than that ... hell, being single is better than that.
Because when she ends all life on earth, you might be the last to go? Or the first. Who knows, she may let you choose according to your preference.

At the very least, you could get some good sex before you go in a fiery, humanity-ending cataclysm.

Not only that, but having sex with the Antichrist is probably the most remarkable thing you'll ever do with your life.
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