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Thermostat bad. Hoses need replacing. Radiator needs flushing.
This money-pit of a car is going to nickel and dime me to death.
I told my mechanic the next time my car breaks down, I'm just going to get out, leave it parked where it is and go find a tree or cave to camp out under. That's where I'm going to live from then on. I'll learn to survive on roots and berries, and I'll let my worldly possessions go. I hope my dog will forgive me.
/sarcasm
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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