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Originally Posted by Tall One In Black
Gothic Potato #1:
Cut the potato into bat or cross shapes. Dab with butter and sprinkle with garlic (skip the garlic if you're a vampyre). Place on a black cookie sheet and bake in the oven.
Gothic Potato #2:
Repeatedly stab the potato with a fork. stab stab stab stab stab stab
Cut "death" into the skin. Microwave for 6.66 minutes.
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