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Originally Posted by Grausamkeit
I think I got a slight hint of color from riding my bike....I r no longer goff!!
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No, you just need to get the seat adjusted.
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I told a friend of mine today I was tired of having beer the color of piss. I told him I was going to start drinking stout. He told me if I did it would't count as beer. How do I explain to her that beer color has nothing to do with being tasty?
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There, that's more interesting. Although, I was going to fix the gender-switched pronoun at the end, but decided to leave it.
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