Chris_Morey is a classy guy.
Looking thru what you've got, I think I'll go for the reader copy of "Nightingale Songs" actually, as that's the first cover I've unabashadly enjoyed. Plus check out the author:
Motherfucker's HARD. Got a look on his face like "Yeah, I'm in Toronto, but you probably thought it was New York. Now excuse me while I drink some Starbucks like I don't give a SHIT."
Unfortunately I can't PM you (You don't have enough posts) so I sent an email to the address on your website with my work address, that way if instead of the book you send me a box of spiders (don't send me a box of spiders) I can just pour them on my co-workers.
I look forward to us making Internet History, You and I, as the first time someone Trolled a book out of someone else.
Stay Classy Chris_Morey