Suicide Jade, would you come over and clean my house. I promisse you a quick and painless death right after.
Coma, you were asking for it. Walking to work? In the U.S.A.? Are you out of your fucking mind? If you tried to pull that shit in L.A., you'd probably be busted for violating the Patriot Act (thou shall consume as much fossil fuel as possible)
Regarding Comatoast/Priest, I'd probably use one for sermons and another for rants and flames.
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Undead again...
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