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Old 04-08-2012, 01:27 PM   #27
Apathy's_Child
 
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My username ain't so much a cocktail as a process:

Drink whiskey.
Write poem.
Congratulate self. Dance around apartment to Bo Diddley feeling invincible. Stop only when dog's excited barking leads neighbours to bang on wall.
Drink more whiskey.
Drunk-dial ex.
Drink more whiskey and put on Dr. Who. Become emotional when the Doctor & Madame du Pompadour are separated by cruel fate. Fall asleep entangled with dog.
Wake with dog's ass in face & whiskey shits.

And that's how you do the AC.
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