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Shower fail this morning -
pick up bottle and put conditioner in hand... bugger, wrong one.
pick up bottle and put shampoo in hand... wash hair.
rinse.
pick up bottle and put shampoo in hand... fuck, wrong one again.
pick up bottle and put shampoo in hand... goddamnit.. are you fucking kidding me??!
pick up bottle and put conditioner in hand... condition hair.
rinse...
...
...forget what you're up to..
...pick up bottle and put conditioner in hand, just in case that was shampoo and put in hand.
...apply to hair only to discover it was shampoo after all.
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pick up bottle and put conditioner in hand... condition hair.
C'MON SELF! PULL YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!
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