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Originally Posted by Blushing Heliophobe
All my jokes are old...
It's evil and I'm bad but it's funny.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
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I'm a pretty witty person, but I'm really bad with stock jokes, so all I really have are two jokes my grandfather told me a long time ago:
1)How can you talk to a fish?
Drop it a line.
2)Where can you find a turtle with no legs?
Where you left it.