100 Ways to get kiced out of Home Depot
Here we go, same rules as the last one, but now we're in Home Depot.
1. Draw a large white circle in the lumber section and sumo-wrestle/joust with the fork lifts.
2. Get a group of friends and divide into two teams. Each team builds a catapult and tries to lauch a washing machine the farthest.
3. Hide in the plants in the garden section and pretend to be a rambo.
4. Make two teams again, this time each team builds a wooden battle ship with wheels on the bottom. "Sail" around the store and lauch projectiles at the other ship until it becomes imobile. Then have a swash buckle fight with 2x4's (4x4's if you're over 6'3")
5. Build "The Wicker Man." (The new movie was alright, but the song by Iron Maiden was better, "Your time will come!")
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