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Old 04-26-2011, 10:40 AM   #38
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Oh my god! I am going to die from laughing so hard and not being able to catch my breath!

The Onion's Fake Morning News/Talk Show 'Today Now!' - The Interview with the screenwriter of the fourth "The Fast and the Furious" sequel:

'Today Now!' Interviews The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Of "Fast Five".

"The car goes out of the train and then there's a hole in the train!"

"She see'd a bullet, and the bullet went POOFT around her face, but she didn't duck, only had to take a bath."


Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah!
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