Mark McGwire Admits It Was Really Fucking Fun Hitting Baseballs So Far
"I can't remember having a better time in all of my life," McGwire said during an hour-long interview with the MLB Network's Bob Costas. "Do you have any idea what it's like knowing instantly that a ball you hit is going to fly—no, soar—over a fence in a major-league stadium? Well, I do. And it's fucking fantastic."
"I'm sorry everyone had a problem with it," McGwire added. "But I was having a blast."
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