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Old 03-22-2010, 11:36 AM   #26
Ben Lahnger
 
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Lethe, the reports that were circulating the legitimate news sources (like Yahoo!) were that the Pope forgave the offending priest. The humor in the Onion story is forgiving the victims for causing temptation. LOL!

Obama Visits Kindergarten To Read Class 200-Page Memorandum On Health Care

Computer Company Started In Garage 30 Years Ago Now In Smaller Garage

Growing Number Of Americans Distrust Census

Letters To The Editor:

Dear The Onion,
Thanks for keeping the whole DUI/stripper incident on the DL and off the front page. I owe you one.

— J. Biden, Washington, D.C.

Dear The Onion,
My husband's in jail. He's going to be there for at least six more years. Pretty cool, huh?

— Linda Tegart, New Albany, IN

Dear The Onion,
Do you know if there is any way for readers to get messages to the editors? Thanks.

— Kyle McNulty, Short Hills, NJ

LMAO!!!!
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