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Is this one "Un-Censored", too? Oh well... now it is...:
-Helen Keller went to town a-ridding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ahghrrghghhghrhthsdrgdhhrhhg
-Why did Helen keller's dog run away?
-You would too, if your name was Urghhhrarrghhhithrghh
-What did Helen's parents do to punish her?
-They re-arranged her room.
-How did Helen Keller burn her ear?
-She tried to answer the iron.
-How did she burn her other ear?
-They called back.
-What was helen's favorite book?
-Anything in blind.
-Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
-She needs the other to moan with.
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