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Holy Crap, Common Sense!!!! It's not obsolete!!!!! Thank God, man!!!! My theory? DRUGS!!!!!!! DON'T EVEN TOUCH THE BOOK, IT'S EVIL!!! Every page is soaked in a skin-peircing, highly addictive chemical substance, which builds up a need in the reader to turn the page, even though they are still vaguely aware of how bad the book sucks! By the time they're finished, it's too late, and they're convinced that the book was good--even the whole series--but really, it's only a chemical dependency on Twilight merchandise! Then, when the movies come out, they just sit back and rake in the bills by the millions as the Living Steph-Heads come straight to them!!!!! I refuse to even touch them, and thank God I saved my girlfreind in time... She still displays symptoms, but with coaching, she's pulling through!
It's a conspiracy, man......
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