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Originally Posted by Duane
You're mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
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*flaps hands* I actually have a real Elderberry bush! It's a really dark purple-green-black with lacy leaves. It does smell bad... kinda burnt and tar-like, if I remember correctly... but only if you stick it up your nose or rub your hands on it.
*hugs Elderberry from afar* I love my Elderberry. It's pretty.