the other day, i was taking care of a drunk and he told me the following... hold onto your hats, cuz this is rather shocking... (really bad pun)
"lightning, man. it was one bolt of fuckin' lightning that started all this shit. you got all those germs runnin' around and WHAM! one bolt of lightning made 'em crazy and here we are. holy fuck."
so, there you are. for all you know-it-alls who provide such in-depth and well thought out explanations about life and its genesis - ya'all missed the boat.
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