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Pineapple Juice begins her day like so:
-Wake up
-Hit the snooze and go back to sleep
-Wake up again
-Check phone for texts
-Go pee, examine my face in the mirror
-Make faces at myself in the mirror
-Get in the shower. First wash face, then shave, then wash and shampoo hair.
-Get out, turn on blowdryer and straightener or curler
-Blowdry hair, and then brush teeth
-Get dressed
-Apply moisturizer, finish hair, attack with hairspray
-Make more funny faces in the mirror
-Apply liberal amounts of makeup
-Grab things and go.
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