|
"There was a 5.8 earthquake in Washington. Obama wanted it to be 3.4, but Republicans wanted 5.8, so he compromised." -- @TheTweetOfGod
__________________
Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
|