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Originally Posted by MissCheyenne
How can I bring the porn thread back with no Kontan? It would feel wrong not have him being abused in some way. Possibly by Fruitbat. I KNOW THAT'S WHAT HE REALLY WANTED.
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Kontan wants you all to know that if you do this, he will NEVER come back. For reals.
Also, Kontan says: "Suck a syphilitic hobo dick fruitbat."
what?
Oh yeah, HP: Kontan says: "I put my full faith in Jesus to get over me "alcoholism". It didn't work. Therefore we can reasonably deduce that faith doesn't work, you're just fucking crazy, and you took you neice or granddaughter or whatever to a party filled with pornstars. PORNSTARS HP. Classy."
I think that's it for now.