Yeah, but...
But...
Erm...
Ah, sod it. Pan's responsible for pan-pipes. You know all those Pan Pipe Moods CDs? All the horrible renditions of I Will Always Love You and My Heart Will Go On and other ghastly movie themes played on the pan-pipes?
His fault. Every last one of them ultimately his fault. Pan is a false god. Goat be praised!
Last edited by PhilSmith; 02-09-2006 at 02:41 AM.
Reason: Why can't I get my pronouns straight? Oh yeah. No sleep.
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