I just ate a bowl of coco puffs without milk. Tell me, why was there no milk. It's fucking easter, miracles are supposed to happen all lefty righty. WHY HAS YOUR GOD CURSED ME WITH NO MILK?! I awoke this morning expecting to find mini jesus in my fridge holding the most beautiful 1/2 gallon one could dream of. I even prayed for it. All there was, was this.
I think we both know what god really cares.