SoD, a better response to
Desp would've been:
You don't want that jelly!
My mom would totally flatten you, go ahead!
I hope my mom enjoys you better than your mom likes my dog!
Or something similar. Personally, I have always laughed at the idea of a guy my age getting with my mom. I love my mom, but she would give
Desp nightmares, so I would tell him to 'have at it'.
Jill, I don't know what to say about what seems like you supporting Mao. I can understand some of your points, but it's not enough to sway me to support his ideas.