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Old 04-22-2012, 08:11 PM   #20
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Originally Posted by Timeless Rebellion View Post
Saya is now so frustrated that Fruitbat left early that she lies down in the bed, sighs heavily and starts fantasizing about MissCheyenne.
As Fruitbat walks past the shop that sells beds, she notices Timeless and KK are in a karam sutra pose on a bed.

Interesting way to test a mattress, she thinks, as she stops to watch.


CuckooTuli walks up and notices Fruitbat glued to the window:

CuckooTuli: Batty, what are you doing?
Fruitbat: Watching Timeless and KK play twister.
Cuckoo: [facepalms] How fuckin' naive are you batty?
Fruitbat: [innocently] so that's not how you play twister? I was barracking for green.

SAX walks past with a really cute lady dog.
Fruitbat: Yo, Sax how's things?
SAX[pissed off]: Fuck Apathy's got his manly period shit happening again. He's in bed watching fuckin disney movies. Again. I came out to get lucky with this bitch and pick him up some more tissues. Fuck he cries like a girl.

Fruitbat and CuckooTuli scratches Sax behind the ear and says hello to his lady friend before they head off down the street.

EDIT: I refuse to write Sax in with gay dog p0rn. Even I have my limits.
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