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honeythorn · 04-28-2012, 09:07 AM

ATTENTION :

I HAVE PURHASED A SHED.

I feel better now.

I took the bull by the bollocks and sidestepped my father's severe procrastination and general fannying about, and bought a second hand shed for our second plot on the allotment.

I'm bloody sick of trudging back and forth with various agricultural/gardening implements. Plus my brother's shed is a fucking shithole. He has zero organisation skills.

I'm going to hang Bertram ( sheeps skull) on the door when he's finished decomposing, along with other decorative tat because I paid for it and I CAN.

We shall also have lots of cheap plastic storage drawers, places to hang spades ect, and a decent camping cooker to make tea on. Mother has already got a little kettle. We shall even have a toilet bucket. Now THAT'S fucking luxury.

All in all, I am on an organising MISSION. And for someone as lazy as me that's saying something ! . If I'm going to set up a shed I'll fucking do it properly.

04-28-2012, 09:07 AM	#4634
honeythorn Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing... Posts: 5,979	ATTENTION : I HAVE PURHASED A SHED. I feel better now. I took the bull by the bollocks and sidestepped my father's severe procrastination and general fannying about, and bought a second hand shed for our second plot on the allotment. I'm bloody sick of trudging back and forth with various agricultural/gardening implements. Plus my brother's shed is a fucking shithole. He has zero organisation skills. I'm going to hang Bertram ( sheeps skull) on the door when he's finished decomposing, along with other decorative tat because I paid for it and I CAN. We shall also have lots of cheap plastic storage drawers, places to hang spades ect, and a decent camping cooker to make tea on. Mother has already got a little kettle. We shall even have a toilet bucket. Now THAT'S fucking luxury. All in all, I am on an organising MISSION. And for someone as lazy as me that's saying something ! . If I'm going to set up a shed I'll fucking do it properly.