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The flying spaghetti monster gives fully every day to those who believe. Even for those who don't believe. Just look at all the pasta the world eats!
Way more filling than a wafer and a sip of wine.
The gifts of the FSM can fill all bellies! And you don't even have to be a good person or believe in order for it to work.
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"Women hold up half the sky" -Mao
"God always picks the strangest things to get angry about. Get an abortion or gay married and he'll aim a tornado right at you.
Rip off a million poor people and Wall street has no problems. " -Rebecca B
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