Somehow a msn discussion about anarchy led to talking about Gandhi which lead to talking about weird things he did which led to the story of Gandhi having a wet dream and he got depressed about it. Which lead to: "It had something to do with his religion, by being celibate they retain spiritual power, and so by jizzing himself he lost spiritual power." "So jizzing was Gandhi's kryptonite?" "Yes. Well, jizzing and bullets."
I'll probably go to hell now but it made my day, I'm still laughing about it.
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