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Old 02-02-2010, 11:00 AM   #6
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As long as you are pondering screwdrivers, let me bring some other, equally blunt and destructive objects to mind ... in case your muse dries up or your courage re-inhabits your spine:

an awl
a hammer
a chisel
a box of penny nails
a horseshoe
a lawn dart
a toothpick

Oh, hey, let's not forget my favorites ... a vegetable peeler or a cheese grater!

Now, go away and do something worth doing, ya mook!
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