[mrs.wes straker]

I have tripping issues in general. 7 out of 10 ten times I get up from my desk I kick my garbage bin over, I trip on my own feet at least a few times a day, and if I am complimented on my appearance I will make a fool of myself by falling or somehow stumbling in the few seconds that follow, guaranteed. I've gotten really good at pretending not to be embarrassed when people see me doing these things, which they always do. I'm a clumsy idiot, but somehow I've only sprained my ankle once.