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Originally Posted by Eclipsing the Son
Lets face it. Blade was shit and Blackula should have pointed that out before it happened. Just look at 30 Days of Night. The black vampire fucks up everything by infecting people. Black vampires just don't have a clue.
Ever had the misfortune of seeing Dracula 3000? I rest my case.
There are many reasons for this. For one thing vampires should not have skin pigmentation. They don't go out in the sun, and they aren't scary. Having a black person walking around in a cape with a Romanian accent is ridiculous.
Visual cases of black people trying to be scary vampires and just looking stupid.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/181/4...4abdd0.jpg?v=0
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/232/4...9663f3.jpg?v=0
http://www.apollomedia.de/pix/drac3.jpg
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q...am_blacula.jpg
"WUT UP NIGGA! IMA DRINK YO BLOOD N SHEET!"
You can go ahead and say I'm being racist but black people just don't make good vampires. I don't know why, can't put my finger on it. It simply does not work. It's the same reason the white guy is always the comic relief or getting killed in a street gang movie or why Malibu's Most Wanted was made.
Black people make terrible vampires. |
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