OMG Catch, you're 32? yet you dress like a 5yr old, told to find the funniest costume in the dressing up box. You tell goths how to dress and want to be Paris Hilton's best friend? Christ, I was hoping this was a piss take.
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I was a vegetarian until I lost my virginity, and a wise man said to me 'do you not feel guilty now, having had all that meat inside you?'
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