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Old 04-11-2009, 12:12 AM   #11
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13. Find a female attendant, and get her to help you find things in the store. Then use as many construction-related sexual innuendos as possible. ("I need to screw hard, do you have a tool for that?" or "I have a lot of wood, do you know how to nail it?")

*Side note: My father is a contractor, and I used to work with him. I would be a master at this.
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