In Jacksonville over Spring break I bruised a kidney.
My friend thought it'd be funny to try and go around a board in the road, swerving right in front of me (on bikes, we were) and then I had to swerve to not slam into him, so I hit the hole, fly off the bike, hit a curb and slam into a light pole with my side.
Hurt like crazy, and I had to walk three miles afterwards because I don't feel like being ambulanced around town.
People assumed I was dead on the concrete and called the cops. I was slightly stunned for a minute or two. @_@
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