I tap two mana and cast Diabolic Edict and target Chris_Morey.
Ooh! Drama! Which one will you sacrifice Chris_Morey? The Schoolgirl in the Drizzle or the Caucasian Egyptian? (Cause who wants to read a book about BLACK gods anyway? NOT ME. My steampunk fiction is about WHITE PEOPLE ONLY!)
It's like Sophie's Choice, except no one cares.