Julia - Yes, me too.
Warning: Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
from the website of Fox News (click above link for full story)
December 28th, 2005
NEW YORK — Cops in Clive, Iowa, arrested a Nebraska man who clearly thought a lump of coal would not suffice as a gift for the naughty neighbors on his Christmas list.
"We've got a Grinch that has been lobbing urine," said Clive Police Chief Robert Cox. “Since this fall, we've had eight to 10 incidents reported where people have found containers full of urine thrown into their backyards."
Thankfully for the residents of Clive, Reno Tobler was arrested Thursday after police said they caught him red- — or, rather, yellow- — handed, happily hurling his unique brand of holiday tidings.
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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