I walked in on a friend watching one of the new episodes a while back. It went like this:
SAM IS TIED TO A CHAIR.
S: Okay, come on, this stopped being funny a while ago. Untie me.
D: No way, there's a good chance you're totally evil and a danger to us all.
S: Okay. That's it. I didn't want to do this, but... [shrugs easily out of the ropes and stands up]
D: ... Fine, whatever. You kill anyone, I'll TOTALLY kick your ass.
That is LITERALLY how it went down. Man, whoever writes that show sucks at pacing.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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