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When people want to be my friend they have to fill out a form, then pass a psychological exam, write an essay on why they want to be my friend, fill out another form, come in for an interview, give character references, and then they get to be a friend but have a three month probationary period during which I can rescind my friendship without any notice.
The dating process is even more bureaucratic. You use a MLA format or thats a dealbreaker, gentlemen.
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