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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Right? Don't be like me.
Once in the winter in Waukesha, Wisconsin, I was out hobbling around on crutches with my right foot in a cast (broken outer metatarsal.) I went to the bar and got so drunk they made me leave. Then, on my way out I was pissed about getting thrown out, so I whacked the bar window with my right crutch hard enough to make the glass rattle.
I wasn't expecting the bartender to come out and chase me, so there I was launching myself down the street like a panicked midget on two vaulting poles! He never caught me, and ended up yelling at me as I sped away that I wasn't welcome back.
Good thing I didn't plant either crutch on some ice and slip badly during that frenzied flight.
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Waueksha county, city, or town?(for those of you who don't know, the town of Waukesha is in and around the city of Waukesha which is in Waukesha county, yeah it's kind of crazy. If in the city or town, which bar?
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