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cradle · 09-17-2006, 06:47 AM

Praise to C130....

Paris is walking into a store buying purses, she finds one that she really likes and it only cost 2,000 dollars. She bought the purse and ran out to her Limo, only to notice that someone slashed her tires and wrote 'PARIS SUCKS' on the side of it....
she read the writing on the side of her car and retorted "hmm, that seems familiar"
She finally realised that she couldn't ride in a limo with slashed tires (trial and error) so she called for a cab.

"TAXII! OH TAXIIII!" she yelled and one man in a shitty cadallac pulled up...
"you need a ride" he said in a scratchy voice.
"you aren't a taxi..." paris replied.
"Oh I'm getting a new change meter installed...yeah...thats it"

Paris walked into the car with her brand new high heel shoes.
"Take me to 4th street" paris said.
"Oh I'm not taking you to 4th street" he said....And he locked the doors and drove off towards the old abandoned house...

Muahahaha!!! I'm demented...er..

09-17-2006, 06:47 AM	#15
cradle Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 797	Praise to C130.... Paris is walking into a store buying purses, she finds one that she really likes and it only cost 2,000 dollars. She bought the purse and ran out to her Limo, only to notice that someone slashed her tires and wrote 'PARIS SUCKS' on the side of it.... she read the writing on the side of her car and retorted "hmm, that seems familiar" She finally realised that she couldn't ride in a limo with slashed tires (trial and error) so she called for a cab. "TAXII! OH TAXIIII!" she yelled and one man in a shitty cadallac pulled up... "you need a ride" he said in a scratchy voice. "you aren't a taxi..." paris replied. "Oh I'm getting a new change meter installed...yeah...thats it" Paris walked into the car with her brand new high heel shoes. "Take me to 4th street" paris said. "Oh I'm not taking you to 4th street" he said....And he locked the doors and drove off towards the old abandoned house... Muahahaha!!! I'm demented...er.. __________________ Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord to tell everyone about that time at Ronnie's house when I smashed the beer bottle over my own head.