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Old 12-12-2005, 02:42 PM   #22
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Originally Posted by Santarea
I sadly, was subjected to some footage that *claimed* to be of said man and horse. I believe the phrase of the day was "Perforated Colon".

Horses are well hung. Hence the phrase, hung like a horse. When I was a vet assist back on the farm, well, we had some duties that were less than desirable and, frankly, the minimum of 14 inches of horse dong does not compute with th eaverage human intestinal tract.

Ow.

I guess he took the tag "... and the horse you rode in on" too literally.
I've had my share with horse breeding, and it's scary. When a horse ejaculates, the end of it's penis swells larger than your fist. And I wonder why his colon exploded? Jesus, what a dumbass.
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