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Originally Posted by Despanan
Hey! It's Elton John! How you doin' Elton? You chugged any epic boners lately?
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Hey, my rod's only Ben Lahnger when I think of you, Trixie!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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