16. Find a caulking gun and ask women if they like your caulk.
17. Start mixing and dumping cement with out any purpose what so ever. When asked what you are doing, try to run through the cement (I do not reccomend "quickrete" cement).
18. Bring a friend and use duct tape to restrain him. Pour concrete around his shoes and constantly mummble something about "sleepin' wid da fishes."
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