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Originally Posted by Pineapple_Juice
I dated this redneck guy once, for very shallow reasons, and he lived in one of those HUGE high ceilinged storage sheds equipped with satellite tv, a fridge, etc. on someone's farm. When he had to pee he opened his door and took a piss on the doorstep. He only went into the farm to poop and to take a shower. When he saw roadkill on the ground, he'd stop his truck and pick it up and take it home to skin and sell the fur to some company.
ANYWAY, when I met him it was around Christmas time and he had a tree decorated with beer cans and pictures of naked women cut out of some porno mags.
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Sounds an awful lot like these two brothers that used to ride my bus. They hardly ever showered, smelled like beer and shit, dipped Skoal and read porn mags on the bus, and the older one would occasionally drive a small tractor into town. >_<
The younger one wasn't TOO bad.. we used to discuss Catcher in the Rye. XD