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I picked up a Playstation 2 game real cheap at the pawn shop recently. It's called "The Simpsons: Road Rage" and it is a driving game. The premise is pretty simple. You pick one of the Simpson characters to drive as, and then you patrol all over Springfield picking up other Simpson characters and giving them taxi rides to where ever they want to go. You get paid for their fare, plus tips if you are fast enough.
Anyway, I was playing this morning and I picked up Willie the Scottish groundskeeper at the school. And when my character asked him where he wanted to go, he said, "Take me to the burlesque. Sometimes a mule's just not enough for a man!"
EWWWWWWWWW! I can't believe they put that in a game kids play!
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