Trojan Introduces ‘No One’s Pleasure’ Condoms For Bitter, Resentful Couples
From The Onion's 'Relationships: Try Not To Screw This One Up' column:
Helps reduce the risk of intimate, fulfilling relationships.
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Excerpt: “These things are great,” said test subject Jerry Morelli, who explained that the condoms have helped him find new ways to loathe and disparage his wife of 15 years. “If I’m not gonna enjoy myself, I want to make damn sure she doesn’t either.”
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