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11-04-2010, 04:29 PM
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Shear the goats and trim the camels , spin wool and knit jumpers and hats for the Roos. Jobs a good un'
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11-04-2010, 05:30 PM
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#152
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Originally Posted by Fruitbat
What's the first?
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The only bird of prey angry enough to skull fuck a terrorist. Unfortunately, birds don't have tits... but that's okay. I'd rather be like a fighter jet made of biceps, anyway.
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Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
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11-04-2010, 06:21 PM
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#153
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
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They do have very muscley breasts, though. Wouldn't be able to fly, otherwise.
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11-04-2010, 11:33 PM
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#154
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
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Originally Posted by Fruitbat
We don't need Moose - up north they have cows that cross the road at random.
You can have the kangaroos - but you're going to have to knit a lot of woolly hats and jumpers for them.
Can also throw in some feral goats, camels, dogs and horses if you like - might sweeten the deal.
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Actually years ago back in the 70s, there were apparently several kangaroo hopping around my city. Nobody knows where they came from, and nobody knows where they went, they were never seen again.
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11-05-2010, 01:08 AM
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#155
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Renatus - there are rumours here about panthers etc running around. I guess people had private zoos years ago and the animals were released for some reason or other.
But you'd think that with the limited gene pool, there would be mutant animals roaming around.
Hang on is that the theme to the Twilight zone I hear playing?
Saya Looks like you are going to be busy with the jumper knitting - goat fleece okay? Honeythorn will come over and spin it up. I'll bring over my knitting needles!
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11-05-2010, 08:25 AM
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#156
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
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Originally Posted by Saya
No need for clarification, I understood ^_^
I would slap someone silly if they told me I should get implants.
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You should get implants.
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I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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11-05-2010, 12:14 PM
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#157
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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I actually wouldn't mind getting implants if I could afford them. Nothing massive though, just 1-2 cup sizes and a bloody good lift
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11-05-2010, 12:37 PM
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#158
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Originally Posted by Fruitbat
Renatus - there are rumours here about panthers etc running around. I guess people had private zoos years ago and the animals were released for some reason or other.
But you'd think that with the limited gene pool, there would be mutant animals roaming around.
Hang on is that the theme to the Twilight zone I hear playing?
Saya Looks like you are going to be busy with the jumper knitting - goat fleece okay? Honeythorn will come over and spin it up. I'll bring over my knitting needles!
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The goats need their coats or they'll freeze! This'll cost me a fortune in organic bamboo yarn.
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Originally Posted by Despanan
You should get implants.
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Did I say slap? Because I meant cock punch.
One day, when you least suspect it.
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11-05-2010, 12:45 PM
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#159
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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Get some off the sheep in New Zealand! It's nice and temperate there ( no chilly ewes! ) and they have more sheep than people
You'll need ears on the hats and a pouch slit so the Joeys' can still peep out
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11-05-2010, 12:47 PM
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#160
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Originally Posted by Saya
Did I say slap? Because I meant cock punch.
One day, when you least suspect it.
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I think immediate and forcefully works better. Violence of action, you know?
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All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
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11-05-2010, 01:26 PM
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#161
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Originally Posted by Saya
The goats need their coats or they'll freeze! This'll cost me a fortune in organic bamboo yarn.
Did I say slap? Because I meant cock punch.
One day, when you least suspect it.
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Sell tickets to the cock punching - it will help fund the purchase of the yarn.
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11-05-2010, 06:16 PM
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#162
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
Nuke you from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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I deployed a nuclear device and the airbags deployed.
http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/x...h_cleavage.jpg
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11-06-2010, 01:51 AM
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#163
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Originally Posted by Fruitbat
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Wooters for hooters. <3 Airbags.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
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Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
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11-07-2010, 02:16 AM
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#164
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Versus - wish I could take credit but alas they are not mine, but they are very nice breasts. They would be mine if I could chose breasts off the shelf and the bra was rather nice too.
*wink*
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11-07-2010, 03:23 AM
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#165
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Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 3,812
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Haha, okay.
Also, I'm digging that scrunching thing they do. Is that bra too small?
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
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Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
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11-07-2010, 04:43 AM
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#166
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Well I guess it depends on the bra. She might be after that look of having them pushed up. I think it's the style of the bra that is making them look like they are trying to burst out of it.
If I was her, I'd be trying on the next cup size up.
okay here is another random photo.
http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/x...h_CIMG2963.jpg
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11-07-2010, 04:56 AM
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#167
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11-07-2010, 05:11 AM
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#168
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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HT - I like your bra. It's really pretty.
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11-07-2010, 09:09 AM
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#169
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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Cheers ^^ It's one of the very few H&M bras I own. People my size apparantly do not exist in H&M. Not in the underwear section anyway. Almost all their bras are an A and B cup in the branch near me. VERY annoying because they do have some nice ones in sometimes.
My real love is the longer line bustier type bras.
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11-07-2010, 09:48 AM
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#170
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
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That is a pretty bra, I would just wear it around the house to look pretty. Due to the fact that I never wear bras for the actual purpose.
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11-07-2010, 10:07 AM
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#171
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Honeythorn, what's that tattoo of on your forearm?
Also, you rock my socks off.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
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11-07-2010, 10:42 AM
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#172
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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It reads " Darkness is a mystery of curves and lines " I do like my AFI - but only from STS backwards, not that new shite they've burped out .
There's a big green spider on the same arm, lower down near my wrist on the inside curve of the text
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11-07-2010, 12:37 PM
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#173
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Originally Posted by honeythorn
Cheers ^^ It's one of the very few H&M bras I own. People my size apparantly do not exist in H&M. Not in the underwear section anyway. Almost all their bras are an A and B cup in the branch near me. VERY annoying because they do have some nice ones in sometimes.
My real love is the longer line bustier type bras.
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Indeed. I think when I get finished with maternity bras (which in the shops are really dull and dreary) I'll have to get some pretty bras.
I've been wearing maternity bras for the last two years and let me tell you, they are as dull as they come. In the shops it's all skin tones, no lace, nothing.
The last photo I posted is of my cleavage. I just don't like to admit to it, because Kontan said he didn't want to see ugly's boobs.
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11-13-2010, 07:10 PM
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#174
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 348
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gguys we can't haev any nudity onthese forumns. lock it up.
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11-20-2010, 08:53 PM
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#175
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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The last photo I posted is of my cleavage. I just don't like to admit to it, because Kontan said he didn't want to see ugly's boobs.
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I'm glad I wasn't around for a couple weeks when you said that. I may have said something inappropriate concerning your necklace.
But I guess after saying that, I might as well have, huh?
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Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
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