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Old 03-30-2011, 06:21 PM   #1
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Exclamation Gothic.net: Your presence is requested.

Hey there Baby, thought I'd do something special tonight.

Why don't you sit down? Just take your shoes off, I'll take care of those.

Damn, you're lookin' fine this evening. Oh, here, I picked them up at the supermarket.

What? No...I just wanted to do this. How about you let me rub those shoulders? I'm sure you've had a hard day...

What did I do? Nothing. I don't need an occasion to...It's--okay, You sure you want to do this now? Okay...fine. I have an ulterior motive.

Gothic.net, I feel like we need to reconnect. I know I haven't been at my best lately. I've been trolling. I haven't helped out around the forums enough, and yeah, I've been to some other discussion boards...but all we did was talk and it didn't mean anything. And you Baby, Gothic.net you've been moving some threads lately, and we're not talking, and I feel that the spice is going out of our relationship okay? I mean it's been a while baby...I mean we don't need to moderate tonight, not if you don't want to.. I know I was pretty insistent about you banning Deadman...and that's cool I mean, if you're not into it...then you're not into it. I can live with that.

Gothic.net I feel like we've been growing apart...and I don't want that. Baby, you moved the porno thread and didn't even talk to me about it...I mean we could've worked something out.

LET ME IN GOTHIC.NET! LET ME IN! DON'T SHUT ME OUT!

I'm sorry...I get emotional. You bring that out in me. Is that a new perfume? Really? Degree? It smells nice. I like it. Look, lets just forget about all this, forget about the past for now, and just BE. I want to remember why I started posting here in the first place. Can you do that with me? Tonight?

I'm just gonna put on some music...and you just BE. You just BE an Administrator, and I'll just BE a forum member...and we'll see what happens.

Can you do that with me? Gothic.net?
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Old 03-30-2011, 06:36 PM   #2
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Whoa. Movin' this int. Shill? Baby you crazy.

I LIKE IT.
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Old 03-30-2011, 06:39 PM   #3
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Did you do something to upset him? I kinda get the feeling he is using magicks to troll us. I'm scared....
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Old 03-30-2011, 07:52 PM   #4
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First of all Gothic.net is not a "MODERATOR" or anything so crass. Gothic.net is a FANCY ADMINISTRATOR and don't you forget it.

Second Gothic.net doesn't belong to ANYONE. Especially not someone of such low and inglorious character such as yourself.

Third: BRING IT

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Old 03-30-2011, 08:12 PM   #5
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I don't get this...
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Old 03-30-2011, 08:59 PM   #6
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At least Gothic.net knows how much he cares about "her"?
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Old 03-30-2011, 09:27 PM   #7
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I almost pissed myself reading this. It's quite magical.
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Old 03-30-2011, 09:30 PM   #8
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I thought it was a good chuckle to myself.
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Old 04-04-2011, 03:27 PM   #9
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Man Gothic.net, You've been so DISTANT lately.

Come back to me baby! Baby come back!
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Old 04-04-2011, 06:48 PM   #10
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Actions speak louder than words Des.
Gothic.net and I went downtown. We put on the Ritz. We danced.
I touched her skin.

Words are not enough man. That's why years from now she will remember me... and not some silver tongued bimbo. I was there for her. I made time for her, kept it real.

She knows real. She knows me. Personally. So give it up man. At most you'll be third (behind duckie and me).
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Old 04-05-2011, 10:43 AM   #11
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You know, nothing makes a young admin's heart flush with passion and happiness more than when two or more forum members fight for her affections.

LMAO!
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Old 04-05-2011, 11:57 AM   #12
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Pish posh! As if Gothic.net wants your shriveled and burnt out HUSK, HP.

We're together, right baby? Tell the geezer it's true.
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Desp, I hate to break it to you but G.Net only has eyes for MY e-dick. I know you have feelings for her but you gotta let it go man. Stop torturing yourself like this and move on, just let her go. I promise, I'll take good care of her for you.
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You guys think all you want, G.net is looking for the fresh young ones and that is me. Baby, I'll treat you right, I know what you want and how to deliver. Granted I don't have the experience as these old coots, but I more than make up for that with stamina and affection.
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Old 04-05-2011, 01:13 PM   #15
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Wow...I knew we were having problems, but DAMN!

Who HAVEN'T you moderated Gothic.net?
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You know, I just feel like......like I'm being played. Gothic.net, you swore I was special, that I was the only one. I gave you everything and yet, you give me nothing back. What does it take? What do I have to do? You're breaking my heart and it HURTS.
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Old 04-05-2011, 04:28 PM   #17
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Man, Gothic.net. These days I bet getting banned by you is like tossing a hotdog down a hallway.
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Old 04-05-2011, 04:41 PM   #18
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...and now you deleted the thread asking why you moved the porno thread.

You truly are an enigma wrapped in a mystery and covered in a creamy chocolate coating.
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This thread, is very entertaining.
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Man, Gothic.net. These days I bet getting banged by you is like shoving a hotdog down a hallway.
I fixed it for you.
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